
Mathematical Games
problem involving three men named Smith,
Jones and Kobinson. Another of
Dudeiiey's
puzzles turns up in
a
footnote on page 299:
"Pure chingclio~ig idiotism with any way
words all in one soluble. Gee each owe tea
eye smells fish. That's
U."
The puzzle: If you pronounce "gh" as
in "tough," "o" as in "women" and "ti"
as in "emotion," how do you pronounce
"ghoti"
?
\Vas Joyce, in this footnote, speak-
ing of the book itself and calling his reader
a poor
fish for biting the hook?
There are
rnany references in
Finnegans
\l7clke
to Lewis Carroll, who, as everyone
kno\vs, was a mathematician. In the mathe-
matics section we read (page 294): "One
of the
most nlurnlurable loose carollaries
ever Ellis threw his cookingclass." (I
scarcely need to point out that the last
phrase puns on Alice
Tltr.ough tlle Looking-
Glu.~s.)
The followirlg excerpt is from page 283:
".
. .
palls pel1 inhis lleventh glike noughty
times
x,
find, if you are not literally cooef-
ficient, how minney combinaisies and
permutandies can be played on the inter-
national surd! pthwndxrclzp!, hicls
cubid
rlite being extructed, taking anan illit-
terettes, ififif at a tom. Answers, (for teasers
only)."
A
partial explication: Pel1 was a mathenia-
tician for \vllorn the Pellian equation was
named,
a
number theorem often mentioned
by Dudeney.
"Heventh" is a compression
of "seventh heaven."
"Pthwndxrclzp" is
one of the book's
many thunderclaps. "Tak-
ing
anan
illitterettes, ififif at a torn" is,
I suppose, "taking any letters,
fifty at
a
time." "For teasers only; is a play on "for
teachers only."
The pangram,
an ancient form of word
play, is an attempt to get the
maximum nuni-
her of different letters into
a
sentence of
minimum length. The English niathemati-
cia11 Augustus De Ilorgan tells (in his
A
B~rdget
of
Purudoxes) of u~lsuccessful labors
to write an intelligible
sentence using every
letter once and only once. "Pack
my box
with five dozen liquor jugs" gets all
26
let-
ters into a 32-letter sentence,
and ''%'altz,
nyrnpli, for quick jigs vex Bud" cuts it to 28.
Dmitri Rorgnlann of Oak Park, Illinois, the
country's leading authority on word play,
has devised
a
number of %%letter pangrams,
but all require explanation. His best is
"
Cwrn,
fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz." A
"cwm" is a circular valley, "quiz" is an
eighteenth century
term for
an
eccentric,
a "glyph" is a carved figure. Borgmann's
sentence thus states that an eccentric
person was annoyed by carved figures on
the bank of a fjord in a circular valley.
Can any reader supply a better 26-letter
pangram?
Another old and challenging word curios-
ity is
the palindronie,
a
sentence that is
spelled the same backward and forward.
Borgmann's collection, covering all major
languages, runs to several thousand.
In my
opinion the finest English
l~alindro~ne con-
tinues to be "A man, a plan, a canal-Pan-
ama!" It has recerltly been attributed to
James
Thurber, but it was composed many
years ago by Leigh
IIercer of London, one
of the greatest living palindromists. An un-
published
llercer palindrome, which is also