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4. .i la djak.kenedis. tavla fi la kubas. .i la djak.kenedis. gunta la kubas.
5. .i la djak.kenedis. mansa lei merko leka vlipa .i la djak.kenedis. ckasu la nikitas.xrucTCOF. leka vlipa
6. .i la djak.kenedis. sutra tavla .i la djak.kenedis. na denpa
7. .i la djak.kenedis. jikca la MErilin.monROS. .i la djak.kenedis. djuno ledu’u la MErilin.monROS. misno
8. .i mi la djak.kenedis. se slabu .i la djak.kenedis. pu pendo mi .i do doi kratrsenatore na dunli la djak.kenedis.
Asking about connectives
• How can you tell someone is a computer programmer?
• You ask them “Do you want milk or sugar?”, and they answer “Yes.”
In natural languages, that kind of answer is liable to get you a clip around the ears. That is because
natural languages are run not only by logic, but also by social conventions. And one of the most
important social conventions about language (Gricean informativeness, for those taking third year
linguistics courses) is that, whatever you say, you should say enough to fully inform your listener
about what’s going on. If I ask “Do you want milk or sugar?”, I need that information in order to
prepare you a cup of coffee to your liking. Answering me “yes” doesn’t give me much to go on.
As far as strict logic is concerned, though, “Yes” is the only proper answer, as computer programmers
(and logicians, and Lojbanists) discover much to their amusement—and to the irritation of the rest of
the world. That is because the question is phrased as a yes/no question; and OR, in the question, does
not behave any differently as a logical connective than AND. (“Yes” is an appropriate answer to “Do
you want milk and sugar?” Of course, now it’s “No” which is not helpful as an answer.)
The same holds for Lojban, of course: .i xu do djica lenu jmina loi ladru .a loi sakta is a yes/no-question,
and the only proper answers are .i go’i and .i na go’i. What you should actually be asking, if you want
to be logically correct, is “Identify which of the following you want: milk, sugar.”
You could say that, but it’s not much like Lojban’s fill-in-the-slot approach. Instead, Lojban sneakily
asks you to fill in a slot you might not have expected: not the ‘milk’ slot, or the ‘sugar’ slot, but the
connective slot:
.i do djica lenu jmina loi ladru ji loi sakta
You want to add milk ___ sugar.
By filling in the slot, you get to pick what you want. If you say .e, you are saying the sentence .i do
djica lenu jmina loi ladru .e loi sakta—in other words, you want both. If you say .enai, you are using the
AND NOT connective, which negates what follows it: so you are saying “I want milk, and not sugar.” If
you want to negate what went before the connective instead, you use na.e. (You can negate what goes
before any connective by putting na in front of it.) So if you answer na.e, you are saying “I want not
milk, and sugar” (or, as is more usual in English, “not milk, but sugar”)—which means that you are
picking only sugar. If you want neither, you can negate both sides: na.enai. You can still be unhelpful
with your response: .a would leave us right where we started, for instance. But at least this way you
have a logically consistent way of picking alternatives presented to you.
Tip: Becareful,though:thiskindofquestiondoesn’treallygeneralisepasttwoalternatives,soyoumay
stillhavetofallbackonthe‘pickzeroormorealternativesoutofthefollowing’approach.