
A BRIEF HISTORY OF MEXICO
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faces and jaguar capes. They marched to a cacophony of tortoise-shell
drums, conch-shell horns, and shrill whistles. The stone cities of pre-
Columbian Mexico were just as otherworldly: There was nothing so large
in 15th-century Spain. Some of the soldiers had traveled to Constantinople
and Rome, but even they never had seen anything like the Aztec capital of
Tenochtitlán. The Aztecs were equally perplexed by the Europeans, whom
they found terrifying with their clanging metal armor, snorting horses,
and snarling attack dogs.
The curiosity concerned more than appearances: Each wondered
about the origin of the other. The Aztec emperor Moctezuma was
uncertain whether the Spaniards were gods or humans. He ordered
all the archives in the land to be searched for paintings of creatures
such as these. Not one was found. While the foreign ships, described
by the Aztecs as floating mountains, were still anchored in the Gulf of
Mexico, he sent his prophets and wise men to the coast to observe the
strangers. These messengers carried two kinds of food to the ships to
see which would be eaten: the food of the gods, sprinkled with sacri-
ficial blood, was repulsive to the Europeans; they opted, instead, for
the tortillas, turkey, guavas, and avocados, revealing their humanity in
the process.
The conquistadores were curious, too. Christopher Columbus, like
Moctezuma, reflected on the nature of the people he first encountered.
Without a tortilla test, however, he decided the Americans were hom-
brecillos—almost, but not quite, humans. His compatriots in Europe
found such questions more compelling. The Catholic church, espe-
cially, needed to determine whether these were beings capable of salva-
tion. Once answering “yes,” a more perplexing issue remained: if all
humans descended from Adam and Eve, as taught by the Bible, how
did the Indians arrive in the New World? Even scientists would later be
forced to ask similar questions, because no pre–Homo sapiens skeletal
remains have ever been discovered in the New World. Who were these
previously unknown people? Survivors of Alexander’s shipwrecked
fleet? Descendants of legendary lost Atlantis? Egyptians?
Such questions, and some fantastic answers, would preoccupy
thinkers for centuries to come, often with a passion that is unimagi-
nable today. Some idly speculated free of any cumbersome evidence;
it mattered little, for example, that ancient Egypt possessed no seafar-
ing boats capable of reaching the Americas. Others studied illustrated
reports on the New World looking for clues as to the true identity of the
ancient people. Lord Kingsborough of Ireland, for instance, collected
and published at his own expense everything he could find about the