
404 Chapter 9
Head First: Hey, Normal, glad you could make it
on the show.
Normal: Thanks for inviting me, Head First.
Head First: Now, my first question is about your
name. Why are you called Normal?
Normal: It’s really because I’m so representative
of a lot of types of data. They have a probability
distribution that has a distinctive shape and a
smooth, bell-curved shape, and that’s me. I’m
something of an ideal.
Head First: Can you give me an example?
Normal: Sure. Imagine you have a baker’s shop that
sells loaves of bread. Now, each loaf of a particular
sort of bread should theoretically weigh about the
same, but in practice, the actual weight of each loaf
of bread will vary.
Head First: But surely they’ll all weigh about the
same?
Normal: More or less, but with variation. I model
that variation.
Head First: So why’s that so important?
Normal: Well, it means that you can use me to work
out probabilities. Say you want to find the probability
of a randomly chosen loaf of bread being below a
particular weight. That sounds like something that
could be quite difficult, but with me, it’s easy.
Head First: Easy? How do you mean?
Normal: With a lot of the other probability
distributions, there can be lots of complicated
calculations involved. With Binomial you have
factorials, and with Poisson you have to work with
exponentials. With me there’s none of that. Just look
me up in a table and away you go.
Head First: Surely it’s not quite as simple as that?
Normal: Well, you do have to convert me to a
standard score first, but that’s nothing, not in the
grand scheme of things.
Head First: So tell me, do you think you’re better
than the other probability distributions?
Normal: I wouldn’t say that I’m better as such,
but I’m a lot more flexible, and I’m useful in lots
of situations. I’m also a lot more robust. When
the numbers get high for Poisson and Binomial
distributions, they run into trouble. Mind you, I do
what I can to help out.
Head First: You do? How?
Normal: Well under certain circumstances both
Binomial and Poisson look like me. It’s uncanny;
they’re often stopped at parties by people asking
them if they’re Normal. I tell them to take it as a
compliment.
Head First: So how does that help?
Normal: Well, because they look like me, it means
that you can actually use my probability tables to
work out their probabilities. How cool is that? No
more late nights slaving over a calculator; just look it
up.
Head First: I’m afraid that’s all we’ve got time for
tonight. Normal, thanks for coming along, it’s been a
pleasure.
Normal: You’re welcome, Head First.
The Normal Distribution Exposed
This week’s interview:
Why Being Normal Isn’t Dull
interview with the normal distribution